Derby Deets

douche bag derby

I abso-freaking-lutely hate this new thing where blockers think it’s ok to forcibly shove jammers backwards with their arms. 

I don’t give a shit if it’s legal or not cause I’ve been elbowed FORCEFULLY in the face twice in one hour and winded by and elbow to the stomach.

You’re not being clever. You’re being a dick. 

Don’t tell me it’s my fault either. If everywhere you go smells like dog shit, chances are it’s on you.

rant over.

walking past the other teams fans after winning an away game

walking past the other teams fans after winning an away game

official review dance offs

official review dance offs

When you hear your number called for an insubordination when you didn’t hear the first penalty :(

When you hear your number called for an insubordination when you didn’t hear the first penalty :(

When my line up gets off the track after an awesome jam

When my line up gets off the track after an awesome jam

When your offensive play isn’t quite as smooth as you thought 

When your offensive play isn’t quite as smooth as you thought 

my bout day motto

my bout day motto

Literally every bout photo of me 

Literally every bout photo of me 

When the ref calls no pack

When the ref calls no pack

My jamming motto 

My jamming motto